Saturday, July 30, 2011

North, South, East, West

..I like Southern weather best.  On my way to Mobile, while practicing the pronunciation..."Mo-bel?"  "Mo-bile?"  "Mo-beel."...I drove right into what appeared to be a tornado.


I saw a lady on a bike fly past, it was crazy.  Then there was rain so heavy, the visibility was around two feet ahead.  However, I found that if I looked through my phone's camera, the road became clearer, so I drove while looking through my phone (and praying).  Much better!



Yikes.  This was late afternoon, by the way....the sky was dark, very dark...but luckily, there was no tornado.  I guess I got a little over-excited after seeing the NC damage.

Took this video for your viewing pleasure!


It doesn't really do the lightening bolts justice, I'm afraid.  Enjoy your weekend!!

~A

P.S. I much prefer this version of the misunderstood Wicked Witch!

P.P.S.  Oh hell, here's the whole show, Act One and Act Two.  Get a cup of tea, sit back, and enjoy.  It's not the best quality, but if you didn't get the pleasure of seeing the Wicked original cast, this is as close as you're gonna get.  This is, in fact, a taping of Kristen Chenoweth's last performance (the original Glinda), and it's quite touching, especially her last scenes with Idina (original Elphaba/Witch).  I'm sure it's also completely illegal, so if SpooksnFood gets shut down soon, you'll know why.  I think it's worth the risk!

Friday, July 29, 2011

♪ Make Me An Angel ♫

...that flies from Montgomery...

I always loved that song.  It was literally the only reason I wanted to stop in Montgomery, Alabama.  I guess I thought I'd see Bonnie Raitt, and posters of old rodeos, etc.  In my ten-year-old mind, Montgomery looked something like the back woods around Albany.  It doesn't look like that in real life:





After the disappointment of yesterday's rest stop, Charlotte, NC (it sounds like a quaint little city) - I wanted something nice to come out of Montgomery.  I was looking for Oakwood Cemetery, and had to circle it three times before finding the entrance.  But I did!  It was worth the trouble.  Check it out:













The Toyota and I took a rest here in the shade, among the Civil War heroes....oh crap, I mean the War of Northern Aggression.  It was comforting to have Florida plates down here, because I could quite possibly be not-too-far-from-home.  I pretended I was from Pensacola, "just up visiting some relatives for the day!"  I even drove slow (for a New Yorker, which isn't that slow at all), and put away the Yankee hat.

What, you think I'm paranoid?  Watch this clip from the Top Gear US Special: Challenge "Alabama".  It will all become clear.

~A

Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Itinerary

I had only a vague inclination of where I was going to travel up until the last few weeks of May, or so.  I was planning to "wing it", and that applies to hotels, attractions, rental car, gas, rest stops, food...even some of the people I wanted to see didn't know about the road trip at this time.  But I had Faith, a Tom Tom, and a Burning Desire to not have to do observations or write papers all summer.


Call it irresponsible (I probably would), but I'd had a rough month and wasn't even really feeling the trip anymore.  Until I saw The Map.  


The Map was a simple, flimsy thing, lying on the dining room table.  I was watching River Monsters and don't know how it even caught my eye.  I picked it up and unfolded a double-sided map of the continental U.S., one side topography, the other just roads and normal "map" things.  Then the Finger of God touched my brain, right there, during River Monsters.  I should make an itinerary.  


So, I went to the computer, sat down, and wrote a three-page itinerary using Google Maps.  In green and purple ink, I planned each day's location, route, rest stop, and travel time.  I was thinking, "I should have started this sooner...I could have made every hotel reservation, planned dozens of haunted attractions, state parks, and restaurants."  It's true, and I could've done that in a nice three-ring binder, and then kept it as a scrap book with all my ticket stubs and photos and blahblah.  But that's ridiculous.  If I'd known how much all this food and hotel business was going to cost, I would've freaked out, canceled the trip, and reapplied for my job immediately.  You can't plan everything.


~A


P.S. It would perhaps have been nice to plan out some Planet Fitness trips, but no, I rolled back into NY looking like Violet Beauregarde in the chocolate factory.


Here's some nice pics from the South:












...got lots of these meandering, unplanned, BTW.  Have a nice day, y'all.

Friday, July 22, 2011

The Bellamy Mansion

Let's get back to business...where were we?  Ah yes, a storm was brewing in Wilmington, NC.  Before the storm actually brewed, I walked the perimeter of the town, pretty much, and saw this weird stuff:

Bird Condominium




Key-Fence


Where's the lock, Waldo?  


..and drank about three cups of pink lemonade, so a stop was made here:


...a museum that is not advertised as creepy, but look at the friggin' sign.  And it's not those apartments in the background, but this:


El Creepo!



The place was closing up in like, 15, and a thunderstorm was making its way to us.  But the nice curator said: "throw a few bucks in the donation box and I'll let you roam around the house and slave quarters..."  Slave quarters?  Oh I forgot, we're in the south.  He insisted we watch a long-ass video first though, to 'understand what it's all about', which honestly didn't interest myself, John, or Lynne, but Hailey seemed pretty into it so we endured.

I asked him if the place was haunted, and he said, "Well...we don't talk about that, out of respect for the Bellamy family because some of them are still alive - you know.. but there have been some strange occurrences."  JACKPOT!

Slave quarters were first.  They were stifling hot...one could only imagine what it was like living in this brick house, one room deep and three wide, with nine other people...


Ye Olde Fire Extinguisher!


....and a friggin' outhouse on the bottom floor.  Bet it smelled LOV-ely in the North Carolina summers.  Inside the outhouse there was writing on the wall from when the slaves were freed (they were not allowed to write during enslavement).  I thought this was cool, and took a terrible picture while trying not to drop my android down a toilet:


We went into the mansion.  The curator was locking up behind us, as we were the only ones in the house.  It was extremely quiet and dark.  According to Lynne's information (and the World Wide Web), the place definitely is considered a Wilmington haunted house, with adults and children often seen peeking out of the curtains from the outside:

 A man in a black suit has been seen on the inside many times by late-night volunteers, and a wheelchair that belonged to Ellen Bellamy does not like to be moved, winding up in the same part of the house.  There are reports of laughing, as well.

The basement and first floors were okay...unless...do you see anything funny?
Orbs?  One Orb?  Can you give me that?
(nice except for this hole-to-nowhere that John tried to push me in)
The wheelchair!

...but as we kept rising......the house definitely took on a dark, stifling, uncomfortable character.


Hailey (14 mths at the time) said "hello" quietly at the top of each staircase, as we got to the next floor.  Who was she greeting??  The house was empty!

Third floor: dark and ominous.
This room held another rocker-wheelchair-type of deal.   As John stepped in, the floor creaked, but in a different part of the room.  Strange old floorboards?  Or GHOST ACTIVITY??
Views from the cupola...children have been seen looking out of this small, attic turret.  No handprints, I checked!
As creepster as this place was, we didn't see anything unusual...sorry guys, you'll never get this four minutes back, haha.  It was terribly lucky to come at closing and be allowed to wander around alone, as an approaching swell darkened the sky and thunder growled outside...how could we not see a ghost in these circumstances??  ANSWER:  I repel the supernatural.  No just kidding!  (Not kidding.)  Keep reading my blog.

The curator told us afterwards that although the third floor is dark, hot, and sinister, apparitions and things are most often seen from the second floor (the bright, pretty one).  His personal experiences happened in the basement ("where most of the living was done"), and he believes the kitchen is the most haunted:
The curator spent a night here in the kitchen, coincidentally on his birthday (same as one of the Bellamy's), and he claims a ghost lifted him to one side in the night and tucked him back in his sleeping bag.  Aw, how sweet!  I get the make-your-stomach-hurt and rifle-through-your-things ghosts of New Orleans.  Stay tuned.

~A

P.S. We picked up some fresh chocolate-peanut butter-milkshakes for the ride home..holy MOO cow delicious!!  There's your Spooks and your Food, have a nice day.